提早祝你生日快乐啊

明天
是2号的生日
讲真的
我是昨晚才知道的

然后
今天我就作弄她
告诉她说今年我不买礼物给她了
因为我要省钱
以下就是我跟她的对话

bao.... says (1:48 PM):
oh
2moro u birthday oh
got go where ma?

Siaw Phin says (1:49 PM):
ya
got go out with my friend

bao.... says (1:49 PM):
boy or girl?

Siaw Phin says (1:49 PM):
girls
girls

bao.... says (1:49 PM):
oh

Siaw Phin says (1:49 PM):
y

bao.... says (1:49 PM):
no
i juz wants to let u know i din buy ur present

bao.... says (1:50 PM):
u din mind la ho

Siaw Phin says (1:50 PM):
aiya
nvm la
i know u no heart d

bao.... says (1:50 PM):
u say de oh
so i din buy liao

Siaw Phin says (1:51 PM):
nvm lo

bao.... says (1:51 PM):
good
i can save my money n time

Siaw Phin says (1:51 PM):
haiz

bao.... says (1:52 PM):
y haiz
u said nvm le

Siaw Phin says (1:58 PM):
nvm la

她明明就很失望的说
哈哈
我还是会买给她的啦
可是要送什么好？
把我送给她吗
哈哈哈

再补充一下
如果她今天以内没有看到这个贴的话
我就真的不送东西给她了
嘿嘿嘿
因为她太久没来了
惩罚她一下咯

包面2号的自言自语之bang sai

Siaw Phin says (2:58 PM):
haiz
i so boring
how

Siaw Phin says:
Play/stop Save as

bao.... says (2:59 PM):
u send wat

Siaw Phin says (2:59 PM):
kosong d
haha

bao.... says (2:59 PM):
che

Siaw Phin says (2:59 PM):
u nothing to talk to me?

Siaw Phin says (3:00 PM):
ha?
how how how
hohohho

bao.... says (3:00 PM):
dunno
u wan talk wat
u got bang sai 2day?

bao.... says (3:02 PM):
y u din answer me
oioioioioioioioioioioioi

Siaw Phin says (3:05 PM):
i bang sai this morning
many
u le
?

bao.... says (3:06 PM):
i belum bang
but my sai wan come out liao
but i don wan go to toilet

Siaw Phin says (3:06 PM):
when wan come out?
fast go toilet la

bao.... says (3:06 PM):
i lazy go

Siaw Phin says (3:06 PM):
u don so dirty
later kena ur clothes no good

bao.... says (3:06 PM):
never mind

Siaw Phin says (3:07 PM):
don la
i feel malu to be ur friend
hahaha
fast oh

bao.... says (3:07 PM):
oi
don make me laugh la

Siaw Phin says (3:07 PM):
so big still don know go toilet
u don laugh

Siaw Phin says (3:08 PM):
later ur sai suddenly come out
whre r u

bao.... says (3:08 PM):
don cincai cakap ah

Siaw Phin says (3:09 PM):
where got
fast liao
fast lo
fast

bao.... says (3:09 PM):
wat fast

Siaw Phin says (3:09 PM):
fast go toilet ah

bao.... says (3:09 PM):
ok la
i go now

×××××××××我已经走开了×××××××××
她还在那里自言自语
Siaw Phin says (3:10 PM):
ok
good
very good
remember bring toilet paper
ohoho
later no toilet paper i will laugh
ohohoho
so many or not
how many kg?
1 kg?
can sell to farmer

Siaw Phin says (3:11 PM):
they can put on top of plant
so tat the plant grow fastr
haha
very good
i think u sell 1kg RM5
can eat 1 meal
hoho

×××××××××××××××××××××××××××××××××××

bao.... says (3:16 PM):
sot de u
i sell it for u lo
but u take it by urself

Siaw Phin says (3:16 PM):
i don wan
i no need it

bao.... says (3:17 PM):
ok lo
u help me sell it lo

Siaw Phin says (3:17 PM):
how many kg?

bao.... says (3:17 PM):
1.5kg
enough?

Siaw Phin says (3:17 PM):
no

bao.... says (3:17 PM):
if not enough plus urs one lo

Siaw Phin says (3:18 PM):
my oredy flush

bao.... says (3:18 PM):
can bang again de

Siaw Phin says (3:18 PM):
wait lo

bao.... says (3:18 PM):
ok

魔术方块

最近迷上了魔术方块
只要一有时间就会拿它来转
这一转
就转了2个月左右
大前天
就在大前天
我终于会把全部颜色归回原位了
这都是多亏了我的师傅
经纪人2号
每次遇到她的时候都会叫她教我转
没想给到我学会了
哈哈哈

那天
也是我痛苦的一天
我被她们逼去看"吓到笑"
结果我看到头痛
我一点都不适合看啊飘戏
以后还是不要看的好

YoVille

星期六的时候
跟啊里傻一起玩facebook的yoville
一直玩到我放工为止
我们两个一直去人家的家里捣蛋
然后拍照





















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我 ： 还没有

















讲真的。facebook里面有很多东西好玩
光是种菜的就有几十种了
你们呢？
都在玩什么？

古晋节打工记

今年的古晋节
我跑去打工
每天都过得很累
所以就会自己发明一些东西来解闷

第一就是作弄顾客
第二就是作弄同事
第三就是偷吃东西
第四就是偷溜出去

就讲作弄顾客的事吧
当有人来买东西的时候
另一个同事就会问他说要买几包
1包2包3包4包还是5包
结果还是有人听她的买多多

然后还有顾客拿了简介想走的时候
就跟他说拿了那么多张一定要买东西才可以走
结果他也乖乖的买

再来给你们看照片
这是我们最后一天在古晋节所拍的照片
当晚都玩到很开心

哈哈哈
都是背影来的

好啦

给你们看正面的

猜猜看我是那一个吧 ^^

我不想接受

好久没写文章了

那是因为最近太忙了

而且又发生了一些事情

搞到没有时间写了

在这几个月里

真的发生很多事情

快到我都没有办法接受

我最亲的人离开了

我知道人总会离开的

可是我没想到是那么快而且那么突然的

然后

现在

我讨厌mata

讨厌记者

又被吓到

下午
看见同事在后面洗水壶
就喊她一下
那里知道她没有被我吓到
我就上我的厕所
结果她就在厕所旁边那里等我出来吓我
我又被吓到了

我不只一次被她们吓到了
有一次
当我上完厕所出来
有个长头发的女同事低着头看地上
然后我就以为我看到啊飘
因为当时没有开灯
那次真的吓到我了

后来有一次
不知道她们做么鬼
全部躲在厕所外面想要吓我
还好被我听到她们的脚步声
所以才躲过被吓得命运

Beware "Conficker worm" DAngErOus!!!!!

Conficker Worm Targets Microsoft Windows Systems
Original release date: March 29, 2009
Last revised: April 09, 2009
Source: US-CERT

Systems Affected

* Microsoft Windows


Overview

US-CERT is aware of public reports indicating a widespread infection of the Conficker/Downadup worm, which can infect a Microsoft Windows system from a thumb drive, a network share, or directly across a corporate network, if the network servers are not patched with the MS08-067 patch from Microsoft.

Researchers have discovered a new variant of the Conficker Worm on April 9, 2009. This variant updates earlier infections via its peer to peer (P2P) network as well as resuming scan-and-infect activity against unpatched systems. Public reporting indicates that this variant attempts to download additional malicious code onto victim systems, possibly including copies of the Waledac Trojan, a spam-oriented malicious application which has previously propagated only via bogus email messages containing malicious links.

I. Description

Home users can apply a simple test for the presence of a Conficker/Downadup infection on their home computers. The presence of a Conficker/Downadup infection may be detected if a user is unable to surf to their security solution website or if they are unable to connect to the websites, by downloading detection/removal tools available free from those sites:

* http://www.symantec.com/norton/theme.jsp?themeid=conficker_worm&inid=us_ghp_link_conficker_worm
* http://www.microsoft.com/protect/computer/viruses/worms/conficker.mspx
* http://www.mcafee.com

If a user is unable to reach any of these websites, it may indicate a Conficker/Downadup infection. The most recent variant of Conficker/Downadup interferes with queries for these sites, preventing a user from visiting them. If a Conficker/Downadup infection is suspected, the system or computer should be removed from the network or unplugged from the Internet - in the case for home users.

II. Impact

A remote, unauthenticated attacker could execute arbitrary code on a vulnerable system.

III. Solution

Instructions, support and more information on how to manually remove a Conficker/Downadup infection from a system have been published by major security vendors. Please see below for a few of those sites. Each of these vendors offers free tools that can verify the presence of a Conficker/Downadup infection and remove the worm:

Symantec:

http://www.symantec.com/business/security_response/writeup.jsp?docid=2009-011316-0247-99

Microsoft:

http://support.microsoft.com/kb/962007

http://www.microsoft.com/protect/computer/viruses/worms/conficker.mspx

Microsoft PC Safety hotline at 1-866-PCSAFETY, for assistance.


US-CERT encourages users to take the following preventative measures to help prevent a Conficker/Downadup infection:

* Ensure all systems have the MS08-067 patch.
* Disable AutoRun functionality. See US-CERT Technical Cyber Security Alert TA09-020A.
* Maintain up-to-date antivirus software.
* Do not follow unsolicited links and do not open unsolicited email messages.
* Use caution when visiting untrusted websites.
* Use caution when downloading and installing applications.
* Obtain software applications and updates directly from the vendor's website.
* Refer to the Recognizing and Avoiding Email Scams (pdf) document for more information on avoiding email scams.
* Refer to the Avoiding Social Engineering and Phishing Attacks document for more information on social engineering attacks.


More information please click this link

http://sophiebenben.blogspot.com/2009/05/beware-conficker-worm-dangerous.html

新成员

今天
我们包面家族添加了一位新成员
她就是包面栋屎涨
因为她说要做董事长
我也很听话的给她当了
哈哈哈

可是我我不知道要怎样把丫牙的微笑换去包面栋屎涨
还在研究当中。。。

4月份的生日

我发现
很多我认识的人都是在4月份生日的
很巧
我的生日也是在4月
有一个更巧
把我的月份跟日期颠倒就是她的生日了
有一个就比较倒霉
今年的生日刚好是清明节
都不知道她有没有庆祝
到现在她的生日还礼物还在我这里
有一个如果慢一天出生的话她的生日就是在愚人节了
真可惜
有一次
我就在愚人节那天送她假的生日礼物
那份假礼物是用报纸包的
里面的礼物是我不要的东西
她当时应该很惊讶
后来
她就学我了
大概每次生日的时候都会送假礼物
还记得
有次我把肥皂送给2号当她的礼物
她觉得我应该是有在肥皂上刻字
结果没有
我想她那时应该蛮失望的吧
啊不过后来我还是有给她真的啦
所以
这次
她们也作弄我
把印有hamtaro的水壶送我
而且还是个会漏水的水壶....